hehe, two jokes to share with you
上帝的作品
爷爷和孙女坐着聊天。
孙女问：“爷爷，是上帝造的您吗？”
爷爷回答说：“是啊，是上帝造的我”
几分钟后，这个小女孩又问：“那我也是上帝造的吗？”
老人回答说：“是，你也是上帝造的！”
听完爷爷的话后，小女孩观察一下她的爷爷，琢磨一下镜子里的自己， 有几分钟的时间。 爷爷奇怪小孙女的小脑带瓜在想些什么。最后，小女孩大声说：爷爷，知道吗？上帝近来的作品好多了。
God's Creations
Grandpa and granddaugher were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?"
"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"
"Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up. "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."
数学的问题
小汤姆数学学得非常差，他的父母试过了各种办法：家教、卡片、学习中心，反正就是所有能想到的招都用了，都不奏效，最后没有办法，他们把汤姆从高级学校退学，并报名去了另一个当地的天主学校
上学第一天后，小汤姆放学后一脸严肃地回到家，见了妈妈也不再打招呼，径直去到他的房间里开始学习，书和卷子散了一屋子，小汤姆在用功学习。他妈妈不解，叫他下来吃饭，吃完了二话不说，马上就又跑回到他的房间里，与之前一样地用功看起书来。汤姆这样已经有一段时间了。一天一天过去了，汤姆的妈妈试着去了解是什么让汤姆有了这样大的改变
终于，小汤姆带回了他的成绩报告单，他静静地把报告单往桌子上一搁就回到他的屋子里看书了，心颤抖地，汤姆的妈妈看向成绩报告单，啊？小汤姆的数学居然得了A，妈妈再也控制不住好奇心，到儿子的屋里问：“儿子，是谁，是修女们帮助的你吗”？
小汤姆看着妈妈摇摇头说：“不是”
妈妈：“ 哦， 那是书、纪律、学校还是什么？
小汤姆看着妈妈：“第一天我去学校，我就看到那个被钉在架子上的家伙，我知道他们不只是说说而已的。”
Problems In Maths
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic School.
After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head "No".
"Well then", she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?".
Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.
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