Yo momma is so fat.（你妈妈这么胖。）

  Yo momma’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went on a scale, it reads “To Infinity and Beyond!”
Yo momma’s so fat…she’s got stretch marks on her teeth!
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked passed the TV I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
你妈妈这么胖, 她的血型是肉酱.
你妈妈这么胖,她称体重时,指针指着”至无穷远”!
你妈妈这么胖…她的牙上都有萎缩纹!
你妈妈这么胖,她的肚脐都有回响.
你妈妈这么胖,她经过电视时,我有三个广告没有看着.
你妈妈这么胖,她做吸脂手术连比尔.盖茨都供不起!